you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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