Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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