he thought i was a dude.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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