Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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