Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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