She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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