My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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