i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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