it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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