I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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