hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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