so explain again why im purple
no
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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