Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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