Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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