i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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