no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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