The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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