I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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