dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I am naked and annoyed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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