do herpes really smell.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
