I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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