she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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