She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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