I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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