Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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