Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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