Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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