i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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