just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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