He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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