i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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