census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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