Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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