wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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