But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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