Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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