do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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