@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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