did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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