Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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