Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize