So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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