My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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