How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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