Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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