is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.