Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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