The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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