I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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You. Win. At. Life.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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