So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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