I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How's work?
Spinning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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