love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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