It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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